Totally normal thing for a government to post
Said every abuser
My brain is aware that this is a real tweet, but it still hasn’t completely registered yet. This is utterly insane.
Let me abuse you because eventually it’ll be over. You’ll be abused and I’ll be satisfied but at least it’s over.
The hilarious thing about the white house twitter is this counts as official communication, it must be printed out and stored in long-term records. Students of some future nation will be reading these tweets.
…is this real? Cuz Jesus christ
Fucking delusional…
Omg, xitter is like wild west. Say thank you to my beatings and you will be rewarded!
… rewarded by 1) recognition of your weakness/passivity 2) further abuse & ridicule, and 3) escalating demands.
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Wtf.
Punishment will continue until morale improves.
Insert standard They-Live.meme. Sleep, Obey, Consume.
The last White House tweet after the silo doors open vibes.
Fuck off, The White House.
