Chaotic Entropy

Whose future?

Has real “and I would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you meddling kids” energy.

I’ll never tell… waves ads in front of

“Then this happened…”

Looks a little triangle shaped.

It was keeping them distracted, until it started either letting them foment or driving them insane. They’d prefer you just consume media and leave them to their business, these days.

World governments will be delighted to find that they’ve driven their populations off of the internet. As much as they’ll hate being engaged in 24/7 automated cyber warfare to stop their power plants exploding.

“Powered by Claude”.

Glasses without electronics? Then how will I see!?!

It gave me the received wisdom from the internet.

I mean… it gave you the amalgamated wisdom of the internet after a very complex game of telephone.

Wikimedia, what the actual fuck…

If WhatsApp could be broken back off of them then that would be great.

“The man selling AI lied so that I would buy AI. :(”

Unless it can prove that it is running entirely locally with no outside connection, it can fuck off.

Was the battery covered by warranty?

“We only have the option to use this hyper expensive private satellite service… because we spent all of the wired rollout grants/funding on bullshit.”

Meta is desperate to corner the market on something, anything.

I’ll believe it when I see it.

Saturn, they’d fit right in with all the other frozen orbital bodies in the ring.

“AH DON’ WANNA MISS A THIIING…”