Yeah, I was about to say: meetup is pretty much dead. I live in an area of 350k people, and I think there is one for hiking and one for atheism (which makes no sense to me, like, at all. What are you going to do? Talk about what you don’t believe in?)

There is a mexican food truck that will give me two meals worth of food for $10. I haven’t eaten “fast” food in a long time, but I live in the city. There is an indian grocery store that sells samosas, as well as other items, hot and ready.

I would rather hit a Quick Trip or Circle K before I would touch McDonald’s or any YUM! brand, basically any fast food or chain. And I am still not keen on gas station food. I eat from locally owned if I eat out, usually. (grabbing food while going on site at work will cause me to make exceptions: still won’t do McDonald’s. I have done Arby’s if they have a good deal, or Subway has a good meal of the day).

Yeah, but they pay their workers worse than McDonald’s.

What? Are you ejaculating gas? Dude, that’s a fart. Do it from the other direction, but don’t do it in the shower.

Dear lord, talk to a plumber. Ejaculate becomes more vicous when heat is applied. Your shower drain probably looks like the president’s arteries. And it sticks to hair. You are going to have an embarrassing discussion with the plumber, buddy.

Pretty common? I guess if you want clogged drains.

Yeah, disgusting that you need constant media and disgusting that you spend that much time in the shower.

It takes me about 20 minutes to shower, shave, brush my teeth, and dress, but in all fairness, I pick out my clothes before I go to bed.

I have a marsboy, and it is on the sink, not in the shower. But then again, I also leave the door open and the exhaust on, so the mirror doesn’t fog. But I honestly wouldn’t take anything with a screen in there.

However, I did have a airpod fall out of my left ear and it dropped in the toilet. Due to its “sleek design” it took me a good five minutes to retrieve it. Kept it separated from activation and tried it out over a few hours. Surprisingly, it still works.

But it does remind me of a coworker who had an iPod Touch and bragged that he had found the perfect pocket: his breast pocket. That same day, he destroyed in when it fell in the toilet.

I cheered him up by sending him the IT Crowd episode where Moss did the same thing with his cell phone.

Who the hell takes their phone into the shower?

The “teenagers” have been reckless and foolish… we taxpayers have given a shit ton of money, and likely through nepotism, hired a shitty security team.

I don’t know, Lord Pointless. I thought something foul was said. Forgive me, I will recide to the back of your mind.

I am a socialist. What?

I advocate for free school lunches, free healthcare, free basic housing, free education, and free basic internet access.

You are simply demonstrating my point.

Whoosh. I think the point is being missed. I am not focusing on the one.

I am a rather happy guy who has a heart that bleeds for others.

Or fuck this.

Did you just wake up?

Being well adjusted to a sick society is no measure of good health.

Nope. It seems it is a sicker Reddit. No matter the congenitalilty, the engagement is just frankly gross.

Maybe I need to move from lemmy.zip, but the vetting is a pain in the ass.

People are just difficult to even talk to these days.

I am actually a really sweet but sardonic guy. No freedom of speech and no humor. Just an exasperation of the things that killed reddit.

No actual discussion. Fuck this.

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