The library system in my home state has a “Fee: Non-Resident” option on the application. Last time I visited, I paid next to nothing for a library card that is good for 5 years so I can access a ton of ebooks on Libby that my local libraries don’t have.

Try not to write any task managers on the way to the parking lot!

“Sorry, we’ve all looked through those files a lot but no one has had time to alphabetize them yet!”

What if you live on an island

From… screenshots?

(a term that makes roughly as much sense as “aerodynamic bedsheet”)

What other kind of sheets would you get for a racecar bed?

I’m sorry

And I’ve heard the majority of his kids are IVF/surrogate… does Leon even fuck?

It’s Bozo the clown’s clown girlfriend with whom he cheated on his wife. Now they cosplay rural Americans in photoshoots with pickup trucks and cowboy hats to seem relatable because having a super yacht that has its own yacht is pretty goddamn extravagant.

Reddit lounge or something? It’s nice to have forgotten this stuff!

I believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.

Did I write this

Magazines cost $14 now!

I used to enjoy how they always use dumb photos of Leon in these articles. Now I just hate seeing his face.

You’ve been banned from r/Pyongyang

When I discovered this cookbook, I printed it out on regular printer paper and spent an hour or two hardcover binding it with a bookcloth spine and fancy foreign cover papers with gold foil and flocking. It looks so nice!

Then I immediately had to use it because I can manage professionally binding a shitty printout of the Sad Bastard Cookbook, but I cannot adequately feed myself. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ This cookbook is great!

“Yeah, I like tons of metal bands! …just not sure which ones as I can’t read any of their names.”

I cook Arch btw

ding!

We had an Apple computer in the late 80s/early 90s though I couldn’t tell you which one. I vaguely remember playing a game involving bear astronauts catching falling apples in baskets but have never been able to figure out what it was.