Bought a fake cockroach and placed it upside down on her chair today before breakfast. When she came to sit down she freaked out over it so I picked it up and put it in my mouth and acted as if it was normal. What proceeded it I can only describe as a facial expression marathon.
(Her sentences are in caps since she was yelling the whole time)
‘WHY WOULD YOU EAT IT’
Followed by me spitting it out;
‘That tasted like it’s been dead for a while. it’s just protein it’s good for you’
‘IT’S A FUCKING COCKROCK’
‘It’s ok it was dead’
‘THAT’S DISGUSTING’
‘I put it in our ground meat all the time what do you mean’
‘YOU WHAT, ARE YOU MAD’
‘It’s ok they’re good for you, they’re one of the most sustainable meats and they farm em to eat too’
‘WHO DOES. ONLY BEAR GRYLLS AND CRAZY PEOPLE EAT THEM’
I then picked up the regurgitated cockroach and threw it at her and heard the most gloriously shrill shout with a jump ever.
At this point I couldnt hold my laugh in unfortunately.
Thanks! It was a last minute shift from my original plan to swap different sized stuffed bears
(The other idea I have is to gift her this stuffed toy I saw which was available in different sizes. Then replace it with a bigger one every few days. This sounds like smth she’d quickly catch onto tho.)
For context
Now I completely changed my plans for this one.
Bought a fake cockroach and placed it upside down on her chair today before breakfast. When she came to sit down she freaked out over it so I picked it up and put it in my mouth and acted as if it was normal. What proceeded it I can only describe as a facial expression marathon.
(Her sentences are in caps since she was yelling the whole time)
‘WHY WOULD YOU EAT IT’ Followed by me spitting it out; ‘That tasted like it’s been dead for a while. it’s just protein it’s good for you’ ‘IT’S A FUCKING COCKROCK’ ‘It’s ok it was dead’ ‘THAT’S DISGUSTING’ ‘I put it in our ground meat all the time what do you mean’ ‘YOU WHAT, ARE YOU MAD’ ‘It’s ok they’re good for you, they’re one of the most sustainable meats and they farm em to eat too’ ‘WHO DOES. ONLY BEAR GRYLLS AND CRAZY PEOPLE EAT THEM’
I then picked up the regurgitated cockroach and threw it at her and heard the most gloriously shrill shout with a jump ever.
At this point I couldnt hold my laugh in unfortunately.
I should’ve set up a camera. :(
That’s pretty funny
Thanks! It was a last minute shift from my original plan to swap different sized stuffed bears
(The other idea I have is to gift her this stuffed toy I saw which was available in different sizes. Then replace it with a bigger one every few days. This sounds like smth she’d quickly catch onto tho.) For context
😂 you sound like a prankster.