• Christian@lemmy.ml
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    29 days ago

    I’d rather take it at face value and assume modern medical science is finally allowing us to substitute pills for normal body usage.

    For one thing, I’m tired of having to go to the bathroom on a regular basis. Can I get a piss pill to experience an empty bladder without the tedium of actually peeing?

    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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      25 days ago

      Every time you take a piss pill it just moves the urine from your balls to your stomach.

      I dunno where the bladder came into play but I guess if you’re weird it can be involved.