There is a Sub-Lem for that: https://slrpnk.net/c/buyitforlife

I used to pre-mix peanut butter and a sick of butter in my kitchen aid and leave it in the fridge for this exact reason.

Sometimes I’d also add Sriracha

Maybe Micro$oft should pull themselves up by their bootstraps and cut back on the avocado toast…Cunts.

Anus… Right into the anus…

The Plastic Ono Band… It is not good.

Sweet… Jesus…

Green chile and cheese.

They used to have a set of drinking glasses. Worth every penny.

https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner

Consummate V’s!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/G81LihKHXD0?feature=share

Am OP. Nailed it.

We have this little rechargeable night light that shaped like a slug. I think it’s for little kids, but we use it on the bathroom at night so you don’t have to turn the main light on, but you can still hit the toilet.

It’s a dumb little thing. But it works so well and keeps a charge FOREVER. We got it on Amazon for like $15.

Plus you turn it on/off by clacking the eyes together.

Inappropriate nicknames. Wait for her to do something slightly embarrassing, make a nickname out of it, then strategically use it in awkward situations.

My current frontrunners are “Whisp-a-doody”, “FUPA-diaper”, and “Dumptruck full o’ dead cows”.

That last one isn’t anything she did, but something we both witnessed that really upset her.

The Bird and the Bee, Black Moth, Blondshell, Bent Knee, Buke & Gase, Guerilla Toss, L’imperitrice, Lucifer, The Mysterones, Nico Vega, The Octopus Project, Orchards, Radiation City, No Doubt {first few albums, not the new garbage), Save Ferris, Rubblebucket, Elise Trouw

Just waiting for Sid Meier to make a new pirates game… Forever.

Magica on the PC had a really great intuitive spell system that was a “minute to learn, lifetime to master” sort of thing. I also played it with a controller, and found it lacking. But something like that PvP would be fun without waving your arms for 15 minutes at a time.

We use these in conjunction with their smart bulbs all over the house.

Being able to turn on/off the lights without getting out of bed is addicting.

Every time someone posts a relevant XKCD comic as a response to something, I hate humanity just a little bit less.

I salute you, internet stranger.

Move the decimal point one number to the left. That’s 10% of the original number. Double that number to get 20% of the original number.

Now you have your tip.