Dude, way to make me feel old lol.

Originally, Pirates of the Caribbean. A movie made because of a Disney ride seemed like a stupid idea.

Set the showerhead to “Power Blast” and hope and pray.

Ngl, that’s gross.

It’s a joke about you being under 18 asking for where you can get some, my man.

I know you’re not from Germany or ever been there before but don’t be so obtuse. BfV = Bundesamt für Verfassungsschutz

You’re 17 and expecting Internet folks to guide you to sexual experiences in Germany… Yes, BfV, this post right here

My locker combination