Stairway to heaven because the boss at the top is gonna push you back down when you get there.

*no thoughts were harmed in the taking of this photo. there were no thoughts. none. now give the doggo the treat.*

And whatever you do… DO NOT FEED THEM

You know how Canada has a reputation for being super nice?

They took all the hate and spite humans normally have and stuffed it into these geese.

What kind of marinade do you use for goose?

you should probably check the car for bodies. just saying.

that’s where my keys went!

Pretty sure quokka employ musks old PR team.

Cuz like they’re gonna try and kill everyone. Just you watch.

Don’t buy the propaganda! They’re tyrants!

They’re plotting world domination!

The cuteness is just an act! Hide your grandma!

(And of course those costumes are some what terrifying, lols.)

Regal and majestic, sure.

But also cute.

you probably offended u/Spez on his alt account .

One can see why.

Not if I get their first.

They will never be found again. To quote G’kar… they can rest assured that while some parts may be found again, they will never find all of them.

Also, OP, can you do me a favor and give Teddy some scritches and belly rubs? After Teddy wakes up, of course.

But I sure hope they try!

You’re just jealous you will never be that cute

Also, they deserved it.

Prolly why the need a wet/dry shop vac.

That dog is like “…… purrrfect”

Okay. I love this.

It’s fairly early in the book, basically the nightclub guy drugs up an underage (iirc could be wrong on the age) girl and convinces her boyfriend to start having sex on camera- then is followed by every guy in the room.

It’s absolutely gratuitous and, even it was really important for the audience to know, it could have easily been alluded to. It serves not real purpose to the plot.

What’s funny is … it just made a sub genre, more or less. (Maybe not the oldest on the list, but it didn’t hurt the sub genre.)