I predict this will be quite tame compared to the rest of this thread but here you go anyway:

Our scene opens on a person with a bass guitar, practicing some sick slap bass perched upon an IKEA office chair. The player is lost in the zone, all mental facilities put to work making every strike with the thumb is accurate and powerful, and every pop of the fingers sends the strings into the fretboard with a gorgeous thwack! The sound is heavenly, a deep, rich, cutting tone- full of appropriate levels of CLANK and SNAP. The short riff being performed to a concert of no-one reaches its magnificent height, a slammingly heavy riff sounding like a funky machine gun, the bassists hands become a blur, the strings vibrate with precision and power, a glorious cacophony of ma-

kkrrmp.

Oh crap, I broke a string

Dude I can’t thank you enough this is incredible! Seriously this is really useful :)

I’m a computing/music student thinking of getting into plugin design and similar stuff, I’m curious what plugin design is like and what it consists of. Is there any like quick tips or bits of information you could give me about the field?

YEAAAHHHH OPTIMISTIC NIHILISM MENTIONED

Upisnotjump. It’s just not my thing anymore

My mixing studio monitors, I haven’t properly gotten into mixing yet.

Going Under does this

I’m alright with this as long as you pirate it lol

You Will Be Okay - Sam Haft (Stolas’ Lullaby)

Listened to it when I thought one of my friends went missing/died and listened to it when I almost ruined my closest friendship. It’s been there for me man

Oooh I see what you mean now!

I really quite enjoyed it, but if you have 0 stomach for musicals you won’t like it

WE FIGHT FOR ROCK AND STONE!

Yeah, just do a little piracy

I play bass in a few bands, rhythm is tough but learnable. Easiest way to get good timing fast is:

1. Listen to the music you want to play first. If you only have the sheet music, Musescore is a fantastic software to hear sheet music.
2. Keeping the rhythm that your heard in mind, play what you want to play. Once you get it, it will feel right. If not, play the music VERY slowly, slow enough that you can do it quite easily. Set a metronome to this slow speed, then increase the BPM by 5. Find your limit, back off the BPM slightly, then practice at that speed until you can nail it.
3. I cannot stress this enough, record your playing! Knowing how you sound is so so so helpful, it lets you hear what your playing without the distraction of actually playing. Super helpful to see exactly how and where your out of time.

How people fight the hexbears lol

There’s that sub-octave bass guitar that might be close? I’m not really sure

Fuck yeah it does!

Personally the point to life for me is to find something I love and add to that space. I love music, so my purpose in life is to make music, be that playing live or mixing and mastering or composing songs or recording stuff. It’s something I dream about, even though I already do some of these things.

But I’m just one guy. My personal subcribed to philosophy is absurdism. Nothing has meaning unless I give it meaning, so fuck you Im going to eat a pineapple with chopsticks.

The point to life is whatever you want it to be. If you need help finding that I would try tap into what you would love to create or what you would like to achieve.

I live in the UK and your memories are more British than mine lol

Probably play the trumpet or play the bass guitar, I’m a giga musican nerd