People who do certain govt work. Makes dealing with MFA the biggest pain in the ass.

Kiss under the gates of the gulag lol

I work at an MSP and see profound idiocy every day and nobody has the will or desire to learn anything. I had to give someone directions on how to plug a wired mouse into a computer the other day.

I see at least one functionally illiterate person a week while working.

Dogs are so weird lol. My dogs can’t have toys they can’t digest because my doodle ingests the inedible ones. She had to have surgery twice because of it. My lil goblins just keep losing nice things because they can’t be trusted lol. I provide them with plenty of stimulation and exercise, too, so it’s not like they bored and acting out lol

He really is and knows it! He gets so much attention any time we go somewhere. He likes going to the vet because he is one of their faves. He’ll have like all the techs just swarm him and give him attention and he adores it.

My mini goldendoodle likes bitter apple spray. She’s a goblin. I’m just gonna get them some thick fleece blankets that they can make lil nests with. They don’t tear blankets apart

I yearn to do that every single day. 😭

The problem is that his sister like to eat non-food items :(

I was three feet away on a work call. Same room and everything lol

He’s 100% beagle, actually. He was advertised at the shelter as a coonhound puppy, but he wasn’t growing or teething. Got a DNA test and he is all beagle. The ironic/funny part is that I was actively avoiding beagles when looking for a dog to adopt.

I didn’t even know beagles came in bluetick lol. A lot of people think he’s still a puppy because he looks so much like a coonhound, but he’s 4 lol.

He and I bonded immediately upon meeting and he’s been my sweet little baby beagle boi ever since lol

I 100000% will. My parents said she’s been mostly exploring the house. She hasn’t been in it for 4 years, and some stuff has changed. She also has been chasing my parents great shepherd (great Dane and German shepherd mix) around to assert dominance. Their Aussie mix is too dumb to be scared but it’ll probably take one bite from pixel for her to learn to leave her alone.

I learned my little sister has cried tears of joy multiple times to have Pixel back. It’s a great thing for everyone.

Aw ty. I wish we would have done this sooner, but better late than never. She’s in good hands.

My little sister made her a throne, actually. Out of cardboard boxes and blankets.

OMG is your boy a beagle, too?

They do go far with trebuchets

I don’t make the prices. I’m just a grunt in the IT trenches. 🥲

The only thing I like about Microsoft is that their shit products give me job security.

I get to do an extensive Microsoft Teams training for some middle-aged dudes next week. One of the men doesn’t recognize me as someone who can fix his shit. He straight up says, “Have one of your techs, your guys, give me a call” and I always tell him I am a technician and can handle his problem so he doesn’t have to wait. I use my kindest, sweetest customer service voice to talk to him and he has never once called me by my name despite it showing on his computer when I connect to it. He calls me honey and dear a lot and not in the endearing old person way.

But dealing with him pays the bills so