Greed is one hell of a drug.

The trillion-dollar company welfare program.

And the bitterness?

I don’t support what the big corpos are doing, but you’re straight up denying that a hammer is a tool.

Tbf, eating ass is a direct route of infection for both bacteria and parasites. Floating poop particles from flushing toilets is not.

Idk who’s downvoting you, but you’re actually right. It’s called coprophagia and it’s way more common in everyday life and in nature than we’d like it to be.

Genuine question: how the hell does this keep happening? Don’t they have any quality control, any testing, competent management, quality engineers, years of experience, or anything at all?

Time to get their money’s worth (?)

I know a way you can stop seeing ads altogether!

*Pulls out fork*

Are you crazy? Who will shoot the guns then??

Ok, but who’s gonna play golf and cheat on their wife at Coldplay concerts??

Breathe less 💁

Awesome! I can’t wait for the US to kick itself in the nuts… again.

Amazon Workspaces

As an end user with this model at work, I hate this slow-ass shit that keeps freezing on me and randomly disconnects. Not fun or productive when it starts talking seconds to register a click because the connection becomes unstable for no apparent reason.

I can’t think of a better illustration for the article than that guy’s belly.

Fyi, you won’t be able to watch videos on Zen if you’re on Windows. (Yes, you use Arch btw, and wouldn’t be caught dead using Microslop products, thank you random commenter from the future. :^) )

You know what also changes a body permanently? Your mom sitting on it. #gottem

You’re not but I am.

How much Mar-a-Lago face do you need to be considered a “synthetic performer”?

Knowing Microslop, I’m not too worried. They’ll either scrap the idea before implementing it or make it so shitty people won’t use it. Let them try for the shits n giggles.