Sociopathy, mostly.

Please read this next line as if it had alternating/random caps:

“But capitalism improves efficiency!”

The devs said at one point that some of the ideas in ToTK were supposed to be DLC at one point.

That’s it. That’s all some people are processing. “Oh it’s just DLC.” Facts don’t matter. It doesn’t matter that the reason it wasn’t DLC was that they kept expanding on the ideas. It doesn’t matter that the final product was a full game. “But they reused the map!!! 😡😡😡😡”

The “it’s just DLC lol” nonsense will persist until the end of time.

“What’s your password?”

“The letter A.”

I take it that frog hadn’t been de-boned.

for the love of everything don’t look at your keyboard

Signed,
Xennial who was in IT for 25 years and never learned to touch type

“Sorry doc, was thinking about work. Did you say something about line go up?”

That sounds like mental illness.

ETA: Replace “work” in that quote with practically any other activity/subject, whether outlandish or banal.

I sit through movies but I don’t remember them because I’m thinking about baking cakes.

I sit through movies but I don’t remember them because I’m thinking about traffic patterns.

I sit through movies but I don’t remember them because I’m thinking about cannibalism.

I sit through movies but I don’t remember them because I’m thinking about shitposting.

Obsessed with something? At best, you’re “quirky” (depending on what you’re obsessed with). Unless it’s money. Being obsessed with that is somehow virtuous.

Mmm, sugary vertebrae.

I turned amber alerts off. The only time alerts have come through is tornado or flash flood warnings.

I sunk so many hours into Capcom vs SNK 2 on PS2 that it’s possible I might have even been almost competent. Then again, I did main Ken, soooooo… maybe not.

I like the idea of the Suikoden remasters but I know I don’t have the kind of time or attention span needed anymore. Those games are beastly. Though… I do wonder if you can still push the one gate out of the way in S2 and access a much later area. I have some fond memories of making the mad dash to town to get a save point, then barely surviving one or two fights in order to get a massive level boost. Did it trivialize the combat for most of the game? Yes. Did I have fun on my 3rd or 4th playthrough? Also yes.

the game is just too hungry to run properly on Switch except for small, quick games, and those game styles just don’t feel like Civ to me.

I’m hoping the eventual Switch successor helps with that. I stayed up all night playing when I first got it and have barely touched it since.

So far as small, “quick” games go, I’m a bit bummed that they abandoned the Civ Revolution format. The PS3/360 version was solid if flawed, and felt smooth enough even at endgame. The mobile and DS versions, however, were a Jenga tower of jank. It’s like if you asked an LLM to write a Civ game and the only parameter was “ugh.”

Just empty the whole tube in there and swish it around. I’m sure it’ll be fine.

You know what this feature is really useful for? Seeing who upvotes spammers to preemptively block them. Admittedly, I haven’t had much of a use for that aspect since kbin.social died, but it was neat while it lasted.

…that’s enough internet for today, I think.

Terminator is part of a double feature. We need to sit through Multiplicity first.

Last I checked they had two tiers of TV. Base model was WiFi only, and the slightly more expensive one had more storage and an Ethernet port.