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They’re usually near the butter, close to the eggs but not touching.

I expected it to be worse, tbh.

Lol.

It was a long history of me antagonizing her, because she wasa a religious prude and deeply unsuited for the role, and I was a little asshole. I sat in the hall more than at my desk.

I asked my health teacher to describe an orgasm.

60% of the time, it works every time.

Alphebetizing by the “The” should be a criminal act.

Correct.

I still haven’t beaten my first post for number of upvotes. Beginners luck, I guess.

Voyager as well.

The pain in having newly braided pubes, braided tightly enough and regularly enough to induce alopecia… just wax, my bro. Just splurge on laser removal.

What about Leon: the Professional? I don’t know if that has been posted yet. But I saw that when I was however old you are in seventh grade. 12? 13? There’s some cop stuff for the bb cop.

The first and second Crow movies are good for the goth one.

It depends on the 9 and 11 year old, but I saw Interview With The Vampire when it came out when I was 10, and I read the book at 12…

Are the nieces interested in spooky shit, or scifi, or fantasy? That might help you refine your picks.

I had a dream this morning that I had a sweet summer fling with the guy that played Wilson on House MD? He really loved me, and my actual real life husband was supportive but very confused in the dream. Then it turned into a variety show/dance review and I’m never going to be able to watch House again.

Maybe not the worst, but very timely.

There’s !justpost@lemmy.world, but there’s another one that gets downvoted all the time where it’s just one person saying violent stuff about their day in a community they moderate. Dude built the perfect rage room, and I can’t remember what it’s called.

I give myself a “Dammit, Steve” from Life Aquatic maybe twice a week. I’m a woman, and my name isn’t Steve.

I’ve also got a lot of mileage out of, “everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption.”

•Try not to be a dick

•No means no

•An additional elusive third thing. I’m a big fan of the laws of thermodynamics. Maybe those.

It’s worth a little digging.

Also, this whole documentary is fantastic, but the Bosch stuff starts around 14:45.

Sports. I do not care. And keywords futa, yiff, and ecchi.

Joel Schumacher’s Batmen movies, especially the Clooney one, were so awful they changed the tone of superhero movies from that point on.

I watched them both very recently during an extended Arnold Schwarzenegger movie binge, and it’s absolutely worth hate-watching them again for the sheer wonkiness and absurdity of… everything. Try tallying the Dutch angles. And girl power platitudes.