Wow, I really thought most scissors were practically ambidextrous. What makes them chiral enough to limit usage?

Maybe once.

Don’t be. I’m trademarking it and selling it for next Rolex line.

It’s mostly the same as how you would sixty-nine someone except you unfurl your proboscis first.

R-word emigrant, checking in.

https://unbreakableumbrella.com/unbreakable-walking-stick-umbrella-standard/

Don’t know of this is the sort of thing you’re looking for. It comes with a removable cap for using it as a cane. Beneath the cap is a metal spike, but it’s not sharp. It’s good as an umbrella and is extremely, absurdly, strong. I’ve heard the handle can get kind of gummy if left in the sun, but I haven’t had that problem. Be forewarned that the marketing for it is a self-indulgent cesspool of mall ninja, incel, “alpha male” defensive violence fantasies. It is a good product, though.

Disregard this advice. Delete the gym, hit the lawyer and Facebook up.

I was being sincere. I didn’t realize there’d been a coup that overturned the old bean conventions.

Not strictly on topic, but you should post this on Lemmy Shitpost. They really like beans.

Zuckerberg charges Zuckerberg with crime. Jury shrugs, offers death penalty.

The weirdest thing is that it wouldn’t be the first time a party has sued itself.

Now you’re thinking with portals capitalism.

“I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!” -Michael Scott

That makes me wish Weird Al would do something like Spatula City, but with guillotines.

I think that’s a very wise position. It could be testing the waters or even an attempt at setting precedent.

For those who didn’t read, it’s not an enforced cap. It’s a recommendation. This is essentially just a PSA framed as an ordinance.

Depends on the kind of dystopia.

For the current type? Guillotines.

Next up, henhouse to replace guard dog with fox.

Sync user, checking in.

I laughed at my phone in public.