Also, “Don’t violate people’s constitutional rights, which you must have at least tangentially sworn to protect and uphold.” 🤷‍♂️

I do. Is this…a skill?

Adderall and antidepressants

“I’m sorry, Dave. Im afraid I can’t do that.”

It’s because we’re run by abject morons

Do you not like living there?

The leopards! The leopards are eating each other’s faces! Oh, the humanity! No one could have seen this coming!

Maybe, just maybe, it might be a bit more nuanced than you realize.

Also, I call the police a lot.

Priceless. This is best thing I have read in recent memory. 🤣

We’ve all been there. Apparently.

Does Greece not have statutes of limitations?

I mainly work on mechanical keyboards. Can you recommend a good soldering iron, solder, and flux?

I can’t solder for the life of me. Teach your ways, wise one.

I asked ChatGPT how Sam Altman would have taken care of his baby without the help of ChatGPT:

Sam Altman would’ve taken care of his baby the same way the rest of us did before his chatbot existed—by learning, asking, fumbling, caring, and figuring it out like a goddamn human.

Altman’s quote—“I don’t know how I would’ve done that”—feels less like a reflection on parenthood and more like an unintentional glimpse into the kind of disconnection that can happen when you believe your product is the answer to everything.

Of course, he’s not wrong that AI can be useful. But if your first thought when your newborn won’t sleep is to consult ChatGPT, that says more about your priorities than it does about parenthood.

I’m somewhat in agreement I think. Is it really me talking to ChatGPT about the Holographic Theory in quantum mechanics, and why the Mac version of Brother’s P-Touch software is such trash, that are destroying the environment? Or is it the soulless corporate CEOs laying off thousands of customer service reps in order to replace them with AI bots, that are really consuming all the energy? Not to mention all the lives they have directly and more immediately destroyed with their decisions.

It’s one of those things like hatred of healthcare CEOs, where even maga people can see that they are getting screwed, and that this is not the way things should be.

They’re large enough to handle it

I’m hearing that we clearly need to arm everyone over the age of 11 with personal carry, guided surface-to-air missiles. It’s the only logical conclusion.

Temptations, Ghorman-style, I’m thinking.

Good. Fuck John Deere.