But my friends call me Spray.
Many of my friends are in critical condition after an incident involving my father and some bees. The pest control guy was not helpful. I spent many hours on the phone with him explaining the situation already, so please do not suggest I call him for advice.
As a fellow American, I can simplify this (Americanize it) even further.
Apologies, I’m just pissed off in general about my country, as I’m sure you are too.