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It’s like when you stop hanging out with your girlfriend in hopes she breaks up with you. Technically you didn’t break up with her.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
It’s like when you stop hanging out with your girlfriend in hopes she breaks up with you. Technically you didn’t break up with her.
Now THIS is pod racing.
Let’s hear it.
Gorillas throwing that poop emoji 💩 everywhere
41, software dev, kids, marriage, punk/metal/hiphop, center to left politically, video games, Halloween enthusiast, scale RC trucks, Rams fan, love nerdy things, comics, ninja turtles, X-Men, Legos, theme parks, a good poop.
Made this a while ago https://youtube.com/shorts/4A1nisJxKm8?si=55qps-K-eGIt-F0l
“Unprecedented” and “Slammed”
I read those two words in any article and I’m immediately second guessing my will to read more.
Cancer rope-a-doping us with robots and AI.
Kill me snoo snoo bot.
Free repec my self. Want to take all the work I put into my current career and relocate it somewhere else.
I was fully prepared for the experience from my teens. My first thought was “that loaded way too fast.”
It’s the only way I can finish.
60k student debt that I can’t afford to lay
That’s hilariously wrong.
Dear H. Ford,
We are sorry to hear that you would like to stay dead. But here at Disney we just love this dying wish for you, your gunna be in India Jones 12. And 13… And…21… And…
Gunna get a Don’t Reanimate sticker on my driver’s license.
That’s sucks. Left after 10 years. I almost always browsed /all and just set up filters. Tons of filters.
10+ years. Deleted my account, posts and comments. It was long and slow decision. It’s just not the same reddit I feel in love with. Carma whoring, vanity, both far right and far left junk, bots (hate bots), the terrible UI… Finally, when I could no longer use RIF, that was it. I actually worked on a reddit API based app a few years ago and this really pissed me off on that level too.
They destroyed Fitbit. It was just to kill competitors. I’ve had so many issues with Google hardware it’s insane.