I used to have a lot of dreams about being in a car crash, freakiest one was probably when I went round a corner and spun through at fence, somehow my seatbelt just didn’t work and I got thrown through the windshield.

Then the next day I went round the same corner and almost spun through the same fence after clipping a puddle I hadn’t seen on the edge of the road. Luckily I managed to fishtail down the road for a while and recovered it without leaving the road.

Idk if they’re a thing over there but Kia Picantos are great, they’re basically go carts (the 2011 onwards models anyway). My only issue is that you can be problem free till it hits 10 years old and then once the first electrical gremlin shows up they all turn up one after the other.

I mean yeah you need a domain to host stuff on, as for cost it depends on what the URL is

For a while it was “I really want to stay at your house” the ending to edgerunners makes that song so depressing

I’ve only ever been to a caravan park in a caravan that you tow but my understanding is that you can live in a static almost all year round so I guess they probably spent most school holidays there or something like that

Refused, I found out about them cause they were the band who did all the Samurai songs in cyberpunk 2077 and even though they had a bit of a bump they’re still really obscure

Most of the early Minecraft parodies but Fallen Kingdom is probably pretty high up there

Then it would be even higher up and you would be going even faster on re-entry

probably lemon tree by fools garden

Rice and eggs, depending on how tight money is sometimes I go for months on just egg fried rice

the shop I work in lets staff take written off stuff just so it isn’t going to waste so I regularly eat food that’s past the expiry date, I think the oldest thing was a bottle of pepsi max lime that was a bit over a year out. It was still fizzy but idk if it tasted off or if I just didn’t like the flavour.

I had a university lecturer who claimed that climate change was racist “because Bangladeshi women can’t swim”

Idk how some people end up being able to teach sometimes

Ever since the edgerunners anime I’ve kinda wanted choom and gonk to turn into real slang

Not all recipes are online though, I’m guessing OP meant something like r/old_recipies just without the Reddit part

Ah I read it as terribly named places for some reason

There’s a UK road trip that goes from Twatt to Shitterton through Cock Bridge, Dick Place, Cock Alley, Bitchfield, Whores Wood and Ass Hill.

It’s the last ocean liner in existence and it’s more efficient than a cruise ship but yeah it’s still pretty fuel hungry. There aren’t any commercial sailing ships left anymore though even in a cargo capacity, companies don’t run them because their speed is so inconsistent that they can’t run on a regular schedule.

I called mine Sasha just so I could reference meet the heavy if anyone ever moved the seats

None of that it was just one of the Easter sermons and they were telling a story about jesus, the way they said he always referred to himself as god just felt like it was some sort of heavens gate situation

Yes but she doesn’t go to church often, she convinced me to come with once and it took me from being an atheist who isn’t opposed to Christianity to being fully convinced that it’s just a worldwide cult