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Once again I find myself thinking, “Dammit, Google!”
Thank you very much for the text summary, I really appreciate it :)
Once again I find myself thinking, “Dammit, Google!”
Thank you very much for the text summary, I really appreciate it :)
As the WOATest WOAT, I’ve got the other end on lock! We’re killing it, buddy!
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Disallow: /my_shiny_metal_ass
Ha!
Just in case it makes you feel any better: I’m a native English speaker who always aced the reading comprehension tests back in school, and I read it the exact same way. Lol! I’m glad I wasn’t the only one. :)
I’m not who you were talking to, but thank you for this comment. You’re so very kind and it’s beautiful. You’ve helped me and I appreciate you so much. You totally rock! 💖
Yikes! Thanks for sharing this, OP.
Lol! That reminds me of how (when AOL was thing and I was probably way too young to be on it but would use it to talk to family) my mom had me type out and send “I bought a bunch of cars and RECTUM!” via email or AIM out of nowhere to random family members with no context, even though I had no idea why that was funny, but she thought it was hilarious. Which is pretty damn funny looking back!
I love this type of thing! There’s also:
“Guess why?”/“Chicken thigh!”
“Guess who?”/“Chicken poo!”
As a kid I also came up with “Guess when?”/“Chicken shin!” “Guess where?”/“Chicken hair!” and “Guess how?”/“Chicken COW!!” but those may not be quite as good, hahaha.
I hope they reply (and that I remember to come back and check again so I can see it,) I’m very interested, too!
Ooh, I looked it up and it sounds interesting. I look forward to figuring it out and experiencing it for myself, thanks! :)
I found this page that says they removed that feature on mobile for some reason (ugh,) but if you scroll down there’s a possible workaround that may work for your purposes. You could swap out the Firefox shortcut on their home screen with an ‘open Google(.)com in Firefox’ shortcut.
Mine, too!
If I can do it, anyone can. Follow your dreams! I believe in you!
I recently saw it change to ;), whatever that means…
I just lost The Game?
Ooh, neat! I didn’t know there was a fediverse version of Tumblr. Thanks for sharing!!
That cute little mascot is just gosh darn precious!
Hell yeah! This comment is spot-on and it totally rocks and so do you.
Oh my goodness, I’m listening to a cover of Lola by The Kinks (that repeatedly says “La la la lo-Lola,” in case you’re not familiar with it) when I saw your comment and username! What a neat coincidence.
Is your username choice a reference to that song, by any chance?
That…makes SO much sense and explains a lot! Thanks for mentioning it.