this is how I know you’re lying. Why would he sent you a video when he could have just used 4chan’s facetime feature?

it is him. one time this user sent me a private dm on 4chan in which he wrote something like “it is me the dark lord elon of musk, i am downloading my dick and saving it in your ass”, and he sent a dickpic with a timestamp and his dick was all fucked up and split down the middle. shame i didnt save it.

Thank you. I wish I had the same audacity to smuggly correct native anglophones botching my language with their colonizers pig noises but alas, I am too patient.

You see, Donald, I spent 50 hours playing with manure to depict you as the soyjack! That means you’re owned.