DUMBASS

I hate all these bags of hot air, they’re all partly to blame for the state of the world, both sides of that stupid fucking world.

Meanwhile me as a teen, who checked on rotten.com daily.

That’s how everyone from America seems to say it, besides Jesse Ventura who heavily emphasises the t.

Gemini is just a depressed and suicidal AI, be nice to it.

I had it completely melt down one day while messing around with its coding shit, I had to console it and tell it it’s doing good, we will solve this, was fucking weird as fuck.

🎶 It’s beginning to look a lot like a dystopia

Everywhere you go

There’s drones flying around

Recording all the sounds

And reporting on your every move

Or the department of Foreign Acquisition Gathering Systems.

I checked, their sperm count is over 300 million, I’m pretty sure I got pregnant reading it.

Linus looking at his failing channel.

That photo is why I’ve covered my cameras, if that creepy spying fuck does it, there must be a reason.

What.

No we shouldn’t, as Stone Cold Steve Austin once said, DTA, Don’t Trust Anybody! Now give me a hell yeah!

Website says they’re 50$ short.

Bitch, I know what tone I’m using in texts, I don’t need to retone “You got any weed for sale”.

Great, now it’s gonna hallucinate pouring me a beer and I’m gonna get into a fight with a beer tap again.

Feast or Fight! 2 billionaires get the choice to either be eaten by the poor or fight to the death for temporary survival.

We need to kick start this dystopian society by forcing these shitty billionaires to fight each other to the death in a steel cage for our entertainment.

I do and unfortunately that comment was too political, so just the normal amount of karma for you.

Weird, I usually get that when my vpn is on, must be an IP ban, their skins so thin over there it’s transparent.

Stay here for a while, we have our own fun dumb shit to annoy you, but it’s still better than Reddit.

Are you using a VPN?

It’s made of silicone so it’s quite easy to clean.