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The worst “expectation versus reality” experience.
The worst “expectation versus reality” experience.
Kidney stones. Supposedly mine were tiny but it felt like hot nails being dragged across my skin. I was in pain for hours until the doctor gave me some pills so I could relax and piss out the stone (grain of sand). It was such a relief.
They got rid of gun shaped transformers (megatron) and gun shaped Pez dispensers. You can’t expect Americans to do more than this.
Bill Gates would love you. Microsoft used its position to kill of Netscape. Could you imagine how rich they would be if they could strong arm everyone into only using their products?
$599 for each finger, thumbs are based on a monthly subscription.
I no longer say these because of reasons…
“why do we argue so much when we both know you are wrong”?
“if you promise to love me forever then I promise to let you love me forever”.
Her aim has improved alot during this marriage.
Wife: Promise you will always listen to me.
Me: I promise to listen but not do what you say.
You should inject bleach using a flash light.
Thank you for building up the community.
I approve.
if it was really illegal they wouldve made the sign bigger.
They are one of us now.