They ran out of unsuspecting VCs and need time to find fresh ones, the Money Furnace demands more sacrifices!

The Blues Barkers

(note: no)

You jest, but it’s not as wrong as you’d think. Yellow cake is a substance that is of course unhealthy in specific amounts, but is also known for declotting arteries, especially in the brain’s arteries. There’s a multitude of prepublication articles with undeniable evidence on Arxiv, like “Hormosis theory and overlap in 2,2-methylation on blod clot treatment with repurposed Yellow Cake substrate”.