Small tip: try a lacrosse ball for rolling around on. That’s what I use for pains in my lower back/hips and shoulders, and sometimes it’s more effective to lean against a wall that to get all the way on the floor.

I’ve described fixing my back pain to people as needing to take my spine out, crack it like a whip, and then put it back. Sounds like you have a similar issue with needing that individual articulation.

Just enhance a few times and it will be easy!

At one point, I ran my local Radio Shack out of alligator clips…

Around me, the threat would be “That’s how you get fucked up,” leaving the level of violence ambiguous.

What if it was an angry blowjob to sweeten the deal?

I deal with it through a lifetime of developing thick skin, education, and comedy.

The occasional threat of handing out 3/5’s of an ass whooping helps as well.

I’m black. Been judged and profiled my whole life.

I would say this is great news all around. With SteamOS pushing the Linux market share higher than it’s ever been, and a partnership with Arch to boost direct development, this could mean other companies taking a hard look at Linux and either developing native software or ensuring proton compatibility out of the gate.

I’m imagining “Runs on Arch” markers on software like the old “Works on Windows '95” stickers I used to see everywhere.

Eminem - Fuel

Had to go back and listen to the wordplay because I didn’t think I heard it right, then the next line was him explaining that yes, I heard it right, then playing off the explanation.

I just use the last 12 digits of pi for all my passwords. So easy to remember!

A text editor…

1.2 Mb of uncommented code using single letters for variables written 30 years ago that somehow compiled into ASCII based vertical scrolling space shooter.

Yes, I’m embarrassed; No, you can’t play it.

I still have the floppy disk, but I refuse to buy a drive to load the file onto my current computer because I would cringe so hard I would die. It was written in god-damned QuickBASIC…

House on haunted Hill & Cabin in the woods bouth seem kinda plausible

2020 proved that one entirely plausible

I once had a tractor-feed-paper-foldy-thing that was over 25 feet long, without stretching. There was some tape in there to combine pieces, but it was mostly just paper.

Kids in the 80’s did weird shit with no Internet…

Mission failed right here:

The Spine - Transistor OST.

There’s 3 versions, though… The soundtrack version with lyrics, the game instrumental, and the humming version.

Most of the tracks in the game have at least 2 versions, music is kind of a central theme of the story.

I’ve had a BBQ pulled pork pizza w/ applesauce on the side for dipping and it was amazing. Too bad that place closed.

The spicy Cajun bread sticks they had were great, too. Especially as a broke student because they were like $2 and practically a solid pound of filling carbs.

I mean, if I got crucified and came back you can bet your ass I’m staying the hell away from everyone for the rest of my life!

The amount of brain power I have used to memorize stupid advertising is insane… It hits me sometimes like, BOOM! Tough actin’ Tinactin!

But you remember it, and repeat it…

They turned their advertising into a meme before memes were a thing. I’m sure someone has purchased the product based solely on the memeness, so successful ad?