

When I’m almost certain it’s a scammer calling, I’ll answer as professionally as I can as if I’m running a business…
“Thank you for calling Ding Dong Double Dildos and Dirty Devices! How would you like to fuck yourself today?”
They usually just hang up and remove the number from the call list LMFAO! 😂🤣
I actually did this for my mom one day, scammers had been calling her left and right. She found it quite hilarious too, and by the next day, more than half the scammers quit calling 👍
Edit: Merry Christmas! This is how you fuck the scammers…





Many newer pills have protective coatings that won’t dissolve in water, to prevent basement chemists from converting them into shit like meth…
Those sort of pills are designed to dissolve in stomach acids, so the warm water test isn’t a universal check.
Honestly I think another commenter hit the nail pretty close on the head though, I think their mom was secretly super depressed and tried to end her own life, but since she survived, she doesn’t want to talk about it.