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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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  • When I’m almost certain it’s a scammer calling, I’ll answer as professionally as I can as if I’m running a business…

    “Thank you for calling Ding Dong Double Dildos and Dirty Devices! How would you like to fuck yourself today?”

    They usually just hang up and remove the number from the call list LMFAO! 😂🤣

    I actually did this for my mom one day, scammers had been calling her left and right. She found it quite hilarious too, and by the next day, more than half the scammers quit calling 👍

    Edit: Merry Christmas! This is how you fuck the scammers…


  • You’re not wrong there, the capacitor can indeed be dangerous!

    I happen to be quite well experienced in repairing and rebuilding microwave ovens though, and it’s not like I leave the thing disassembled for random people to come along and stick their fingers in the wiring.

    The modification I mentioned is fairly simple though, just take out the light bulb so that doesn’t stay on when the door is open, and bypass whatever timer circutry they have, whether it be analog, digital, or even subscription based digital bullshit these days.

    Underneath the hood of every microwave oven is a sequence of 3 safety switches all activated by the mechanics of the door latch, required by law, to make damn sure it can’t emit radiation when the door is open. Take proper advantage of that knowledge and knowing the internals of a microwave oven, and it’s pretty easy to bypass the timer.

    The only true danger with such modification is if you fuck up and forget your popcorn or frozen pizza or whatever, as the microwave will end up running indefinitely until you open the door. Used responsibly though, it’s just fine, but you gotta keep an eye on your own food and an eye on your own watch/clock.

    Kids in the house though? Nah, I wouldn’t trust that sort of mod near kids for even 5 seconds.






  • Nah, they mailed all their customers, informing everyone that once they finished upgrading their infrastructure, that they would triple every customers’ internet speed for no extra charge.

    Then, as everyone waited in hope, within like 6 months they renamed to /Sparklight, and that 100Mbps > 300Mbps upgrade they promised disappeared like a fart in the wind, plus /Sparklight ended up eventually increasing customer bills anyways, without any performance increase.

    Honestly I think that’s exactly why they renamed, just because they wanted to back out of that promise, but didn’t actually have the fine print to legally back out.





  • If the compressed files are of the same/similar format, more compression is possible as the algorithm can detect more related patterns to compress.

    But if you toss in a variety of file formats, compression will tend to suffer more.

    Sometimes, the easiest way is just to try and see, different formats lend themselves to better or worse compression.

    The files that tend to be worst at compression are the ones that are already compressed themselves.



  • LOL, I’ve actually tried Ubuntu, Fedora, OpenSUSE, Puppy Linux, DSL, Tiny Core, and even the true outlier (not quite Linux or Unix though) Microsoft Xenix before. I’ve probably even tried a couple other distros before but only very briefly.

    It takes effort to break them in any way that I can’t manage to figure out how to fix.

    I settled on Linux Mint as my daily runner, but one of these days I might have to give TempleOS a spin in a virtual machine…





  • As a one time only event, as a first and a last, I wish I could go back and change the last words I ever spoke with my late father.

    In the hospital bed, he was fussing at me because I told him that I was cleaning trash and old food from his house. I didn’t expect him to fuss, I was only doing the right thing ya know.

    He passed away the next morning in hospital. I’m still sad to this day that our final conversation wasn’t more positive ☹️😭