it feels very American to add sugar to bread. the land of deep fried butter.
it feels very American to add sugar to bread. the land of deep fried butter.
if your readers realize they keep dry heaving whenever they click one of your articles you will soon have no more readers. that troglodyte looks like a lovecraftian sea monster. no one wants to see that.
A requires B but B requires A so neither gets started.
I think Catch 22 is A requires B but B nullifies A so A is guaranteed to not get started.
but there’s no need to be that pedantic, casually speaking. people know what you mean when you say catch 22. we could also just say it’s paradoxical.
I’m pretty sure that was after an update and the original release did not give a shit
that’s why bezos doesn’t conceal his demonic laugh
seen here being informed that an Amazon truck ran over a child
oh god that thing is so ugly
dude’s paid $10k a year just to do what we can do for free. I don’t think that’s “pretty good”. if I pay $100k on anything it better work for life
put this verbatim in the ads and the fanboys will praise it as innovation™
then why not buy it normally like a human from earth and instead involve this lawsuit to make himself look like an absolute moron
paying too much is when you buy a ubisoft game. what he did is officially the worst deal since the financial crisis.
because other people haven’t left yet
I thought the begrudging tone would make it obvious but I was joking. so was hbg by the way; he clearly said it because it would be ridiculous, not because it would be smart. it’s fucking dumb.
if hbg had anything to do with it I have no choice but to retract my objection
we finally found a slogan.
“care for a shart in bed before you sleep?”
we can call them sharts. it satisfies all the criteria.
it’s like someone looked at the word tweet and thought “how can i make this infinitely worse?”… i hope it never catches on. I don’t know why people want their posts and announcements to sound like farts.
a hard to see option, aptly enough
it’s super ableist. if someone has poor vision or colorblindness chances are they’re going to miss things.
… the general population, yes.
they do it hoping you get larger tips for being attentive, because it’s not enough that you’re paying the restaurant; you need to subsidize the wages of their workers.