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ChatGPT, write a position paper on self signed certificates.
(Lights up a blunt) You need to chill out man.
ChatGPT, write a position paper on self signed certificates.
(Lights up a blunt) You need to chill out man.
Aaaaaa. Huh?! Aaaaaa. Sir, I’m SAYING Aaaaa. What the heck?!
I was thinking more of a concept that you would love to see, like personally I’d love to see Crusader Kings combined with Total War drop in battles.
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I just wish my carrier would block all unknown callers to my phone instead of just silencing them.
Crazy ex vibes from that browser.
Let me tell you something. I once had a chance to buy one of those giant ass snickers bars. It was designed by engineers to be eaten as a group activity, but I had a theory I could just eat it, and screw everyone else. I was young at the time, but sometimes youth makes “good” choices that turn out horrible. I didn’t buy that giant bar. I regret it. I regret that I’ll never be able to chonk out. Chonk out like a mad man. No. Now you can’t even buy them any more. What was once a dream, is now ash. What is left to do now? Eat a salad!? WHY DID I MISS MY OPPORTUNITY OH LORD!!!
(Verse 1) Yo, gather 'round, let me tell you a tale, ‘Bout some hamsters, small but they set sail, On a mission, like a furry heist, In the dead of night, they were rollin’ dice.
In a world where cheese was the ultimate prize, These little rodents had that glint in their eyes, They wore tiny masks, had a cunning plan, To rob the bank, be the rodent clan.
(Chorus) Hamsters in the night, they’re on the run, Stealin’ all the cheddar, it’s just begun, Tiny paws, big dreams, they’re takin’ their chance, Hamsters robbin’ banks, a rodent romance.
(Verse 2) Through the vents they crawled, like shadows they crept, Crackin’ safes with their claws, while the city slept, Whisperin’ secrets, in their hamster code, No one could stop them, they owned the road.
Lil’ bandits of the underground, so sly, As they counted their loot, reachin’ for the sky, Hamster wheelin’, they had the skills, Pullin’ off heists for their thrills and thrills.
(Chorus) Hamsters in the night, they’re on the run, Stealin’ all the cheddar, it’s just begun, Tiny paws, big dreams, they’re takin’ their chance, Hamsters robbin’ banks, a rodent romance.
(Bridge) But the long arm of the law was closin’ in, Hamster SWAT teams, it was time to begin, A chase through the sewers, down the wire, The hamsters were on the edge, feelin’ the fire.
(Verse 3) In the end, they were cornered, it was quite a scene, But these hamsters, they were tougher than they seemed, They fought for their freedom, they fought for their cheese, Tiny warriors, brought to their knees.
But the legend lives on, in the city’s lore, The hamster heist, forevermore, Tiny rebels, brave and bold, Hamster bank robbers, the story’s told.
(Chorus) Hamsters in the night, they’re on the run, Stealin’ all the cheddar, it’s just begun, Tiny paws, big dreams, they’re takin’ their chance, Hamsters robbin’ banks, a rodent romance.
Yeah, hamsters robbin’ banks, that’s the story told, In the underground world, where legends unfold, Tiny but mighty, they took that chance, Hamsters with a dream, a rodent romance.
I used ChatGPT to write a song about hamsters robbing a bank.
Totally won’t be abused by people reposting gilded comments and posts.
Known for posting My Mys of Peep the Toad.
I’m not surprised. The user interface for mobile has just gotten awful, and losing third party apps was the last nail in the coffin for me. Within a day I couldn’t stand the official app and went to other sites.
“Sir, are these your shitposts?”
Uhhhh….
“Okay sir, these memes will lead to nuclear war, so you will need to become a particular individual in jail.”
I’m actually surprised by how large the fediverse is. I thought it was more like 50,000 at most.