TheForkOfDamocles

Conservatives: “Let the free market decide!”

Also conservatives: “Not like that.”

Could be. My tines are ever dangling.

We’ll just see about that.

I love mine. I had a Pebble, which I also loved, but the Apple Watch merges pretty seamlessly with the rest of my Apple stuff, and has extra features my Pebble doesn’t. I think they should either pay a usage fee to Masimo, or change their software. They’ve wasted enough money and time fighting it.

He’s an Adonis!

and Fake. Eyebrows.

That’s surprisingly wholesome news from Google. Thanks for updating me!

I used rebble for quite a while—super kudos to those folks—but eventually gave it up. The battery life was finally showing signs of loss and my wife had already made the switch to Apple Watch when her Pebble died.

I’m kind of surprised rebble was allowed to continue this long after FitBit bought then killed Pebble. I know they said rebble could exist, but IIRC, there was some hinting it wouldn’t be for too much longer. Glad they either forgot about it or just let it be.

I loved my Pebble watch so much! I actually still have it, but finally gave it up when they stopped supporting it. I still have it, in my curio case.

Minus one for that media player. Lack of controls is really irritating. I don’t care to be forced into vertical videos, either—despite what some puppets think.

🎵Call Mr. Plow

That’s my name

That name again is

Mr. Plow!🎵

$24 billion in profit over the past five years.

non-profit Kaiser Permanente…

Pft. That’s a pretty gaping loophole.

I think The Guardian is right not to share the actual bullshit. The article would just be another example of TMZ or Entertainment Tonight if they just flung the lies all over. I know where to find P”U” if I want to see it. I don’t think The Guardian needs to submit its readers to more crap in the article.

Sounds like this Hudge guy is another George Santos.