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minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoSo, my parents had this dachshund. Dachshunds are dumb, and will literally pick a fight with anything (and then run and hide behind you.) One time I was dog sitting- Tootsie was just a puppy, it was wonderful weather for late spring so I went camping, taking her with. Gonna go fly fishing and catch breakfast, was waiting for the sun to come up with my coffee and this bear comes up the opposite side of the creek. Tootsie being the dumbass, starts yapping. The bear looks at her. Its expression is “you know you’re not even a snack, right?”, It looks at me. “You know she’s not even a snack?” My expression is “I know, I know. Shut up tootsie. Yer a snack!” The bear gives this sort of shrug I took as, “Okay. Just do you know.” And moved off down the stream.
So, my parents had this dachshund. Dachshunds are dumb, and will literally pick a fight with anything (and then run and hide behind you.)
One time I was dog sitting- Tootsie was just a puppy, it was wonderful weather for late spring so I went camping, taking her with.
Gonna go fly fishing and catch breakfast, was waiting for the sun to come up with my coffee and this bear comes up the opposite side of the creek.
Tootsie being the dumbass, starts yapping.
The bear looks at her. Its expression is “you know you’re not even a snack, right?”,
It looks at me. “You know she’s not even a snack?”
My expression is “I know, I know. Shut up tootsie. Yer a snack!”
The bear gives this sort of shrug I took as, “Okay. Just do you know.” And moved off down the stream.