Used to have a cat named Bip Bimp Thrimp Bup Doodlebug Goose Sunnyside Up but I called him Shrimpy.

White and black is Bishop aka Bishop bug, baby bug, and fucking asshole.

Grey is Rook aka baby baby or muffin when he’s in trouble (He hates it).

5 cats. All black.

Batman, aka buttbutt, battyboombatty

Butterfly, aka princess skeeter, sneeder, skeets.

Edgar Vedder Allen Poe, aka eddie boots, smedley bootler, cuti-booties.

Gary, aka growler, the belly

Morgue, aka morgo the destroyer, morganza, morgy porgy, or morgz

Cat-Cat, the cat. Gets called Catters, cat, dum-dum, fuzzy banana or fuzzy sausage. And Baby Cat-Cat.

My cat’s Government name is Tostada. With his full title it becomes Tostada the Toe Annihilator.

We call him Toast, Toasty, Toasters, Toaster Roaster, Toast Malone, or Toaster Strudels.

Galleta (Pronounced Guy Ettah), I call her ‘weird puppy’

The tabby cat is Padfoot, aka Paddy, aka Paddycakes, aka Paddifer, aka Sir Paddington, aka Crabcake.

The black cat is Nox, aka Knock-Knock, aka Noxy, aka Princess of Darkness, aka Cheddar (Bay) Biscuit.

Athena and Nova. Also known as BabyKitty and SillyButt.

Falcor, because he is pure white, like the luck dragon.

Sour cream purrito.

Because he is dumb as rocks. Like a sour cream burrito.

Calvin Klein, named after that kid who help George Mcfly and played guitar at the dance.

You can guess what we call him for short.

OP, gathering secret questions clues to get all our passwords :)

Her name is Margie, short for Margarine (the shelter named her that). I mostly call her creature, goblin, baba, monster, and grumpy.

Cookie, a dachshund

Goes by

• Cookie
• the cookie
• cooks
• cookie monster (when she’s begging at the dinner table)
• weirdo (when zoomies are in effect)
• Cheeto dust (when she needs a shower)
• cookie maria (whenever she’s been bad and she knows it)
• cookita
• un perritoooo (when we get home)
• pinche perro (when we catch her in the act doing something evil)
• the worm (when we talk about her but dont want her to know were talking about her)

And a bunch more names depending on yhr situation

Snagglepuss, Snaggles/Snags for short. She can be a lil shithead sometimes but I would die for her

My cat is named Denise the Menace because she lives to attack your toes. Doesn’t matter if you’re sleeping, carrying hot things or running away from her. Your toes are HER TOES. She is a bully who will back you into a corner till she gets the nibbles she wants.

We exclusively call her BABY KITTY! Pronounced just under shouting levels because she is perfect and has never done anything bad in her entire life.